a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced
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a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced
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hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue
BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER
“IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!” MEN SHOUT
“NO SHIT!!!!” WOMEN REPLY
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are planets just the suns moons?
does that make our moon… moon moon?
oh my fucking god this is getting out of control people
(Source: jimmyjamjimjohn, via astr0pizza)
“You never even loved yourself! You’re all you have and you never even learned to like yourself!”
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He is not so bad as the rest of them, she told herself.
(Source: alayneestone, via robbstarkkss)